Tim Mawditt

Man Mountain Mawditt has been in the top centile for his age group since birth and he’s not getting any younger – you can work the rest out. To compensate for his ‘Baloo Bear crossed with Jake Blues’ looks he’s opted for the largest fiddle known to man. We think he gets away with it as long as he avoids horizontal stripes.

Not much is known about this man’s early life though (yet to be confirmed) photographic evidence would indicate a penchant for nappy wearing and rusk sucking. Any internet rumours that he was raised by wolves in Milton Keynes are totally unfounded.


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